Dear Disney,
I have a few helpful suggestions for your company that I think you should take into account. Since the death of dear Walt, you have gone steadily downhill in what you broadcast. What used to be a wonderful icon for family-oriented animation has been reduced into a pile of brain-washing mush. Here are messages to a few of your most recent mentally handicapped stars.

Miley Cyrus- There is nothing good about who you are or what you do. Go die in a hole.
Zac Efron- Just stop. You are giving future high schoolers hope and expectations. Just... just give up.
Vanessa Hudgens- You are a skanky hobag. Have fun going down on yourself for the rest of your life, you dirty prostitute.
The Jonas Brothers band- Unfortunately, you could have had a fighting chance at success. Now all of you pube-heads have no future and will go the way of poor Aaron Carter. Leave Disney as fast as you can and get laid.

Hope it helps,
Your horrendously disappointed fan.

P.S. I don't want to hear anything from new-Disney supporters. You are all mindless morons. Good luck in the real world.